Greatest Programming Jokes

[AniSkywalker]

I love these:

What’s so great about a boolean?
˙ʇᴉq ɐ ʎq ɟɟo ʎluo ǝɹ,noʎ 'ƃuoɹʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟI

stop(); // hammertime
stop(); // collaborate, listen.

[simon816]

Here, enjoy

Sponge Encyclopedia of Programming Jokes

Because we all need a place where we can grab jokes from when coding. I’ll start: http://jackgraves.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/devhumor-com_programs.jpg

Printf("Please spam all developer jokes here.");

Here, I’ll start: You guys are all coding in Java because you can't C #.