Sponge Encyclopedia of Programming Jokes


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#75

"I don't need math! I'll just make videogames when I grow up!"
- Every non-programmer everywhere


#76

wat, Of course u can program without math, it's just frustratingly hard.


#77

If you're programming without using any sort of math* you're not doing it correctly. Or you're just making ridiculously simple programs.

*'Any sort of math' not including simple addition and subtraction.


#78

wat, I made a calculator without math :trollface:


#79

......Source code?


#80

import calculator from math

:trollface:


#81

import os
print("Loading calculator...")
os.popen("calculator")
print("Calculator done loading.")

:trollface:


#82

What does that do? I'm not that familiar with Python.


#83

Lol.. So if you put this into a file (call it calc.py) and run it with python (# python calc.py), it will import the standard library os module, print loading calculator to standard out, open a program named exactly "calculator" if it is installed and registered with your system (cross platform), and then print calculator done loading to standard output.


#84

From src:


#85

When you want to get it on with your guy/girl, make sure he/she installs PEX before proceeding with hooking the classes.


#86

This is the worst joke of all-time. You could have at least capitalized on the Permission_Sex_. Lame. <3


#87

Worst joke? You clearly havent seen my ID jokes. I told @chrisgward plenty of them.


#88

It may not be your worst joke, but its still pretty bad....


#89

I was ganna tell you guys a joke about UDP... But you might not get it.


#90

#91

Damn it. Didn't find it through the firefox search function...


#92


flips hair back and fills cup with starbucks coffee-- I mean java wink