Sponge Encyclopedia of Programming Jokes

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“I don’t need math! I’ll just make videogames when I grow up!”

  • Every non-programmer everywhere
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wat, Of course u can program without math, it’s just frustratingly hard.

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If you’re programming without using any sort of math* you’re not doing it correctly. Or you’re just making ridiculously simple programs.

*‘Any sort of math’ not including simple addition and subtraction.

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wat, I made a calculator without math :trollface:

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…Source code?

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import calculator from math :trollface:

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import os
print("Loading calculator...")
os.popen("calculator")
print("Calculator done loading.")

:trollface:

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What does that do? I’m not that familiar with Python.

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Lol… So if you put this into a file (call it calc.py) and run it with python (# python calc.py), it will import the standard library os module, print loading calculator to standard out, open a program named exactly “calculator” if it is installed and registered with your system (cross platform), and then print calculator done loading to standard output.

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From src:

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When you want to get it on with your guy/girl, make sure he/she installs PEX before proceeding with hooking the classes.

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This is the worst joke of all-time. You could have at least capitalized on the Permission_Sex_. Lame. <3

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Worst joke? You clearly havent seen my ID jokes. I told @chrisgward plenty of them.

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It may not be your worst joke, but its still pretty bad…

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I was ganna tell you guys a joke about UDP… But you might not get it.

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Damn it. Didn’t find it through the firefox search function…

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flips hair back and fills cup with starbucks coffee-- I mean java :wink:

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